OH MY GOD HOW DO U CUTE
"No matter where you meet a stranger, be careful if they are too friendly. Sometimes there are dangers involved that never meet the eye.”
following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
Looks like its time to trim the hair a little
How do you tell your online friend that your a monster with no mouth
I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘hi I really miss you and i think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble
i feel like there’s a lot to talk about here
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
these praying mantises look like they all have a charming secret
Which state is the loudest
its funny because the last part in illinois is silent
silence is the loudest scream
that was deep